Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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