This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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