Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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