remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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