i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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