so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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