My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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