I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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