THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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