Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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