I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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