y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I think a kid would responsible me up
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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