Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My feet surprised me
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