i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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