Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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