Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
that may or may not have been my penis.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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