i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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