Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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