I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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