It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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