he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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