You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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