rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
3pm strippers are depressing
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
