just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.