sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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