i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.