I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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