I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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