people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
