Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i drank out of a bidet.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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