ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
