You're a womanizer and a bitch.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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