Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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