So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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