I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
love makes seman taste better
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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