I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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