I'm really into asian looking animals
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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