So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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