The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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Fuck appropriateness.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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