i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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