the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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