How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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