Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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