still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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