Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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