oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm both gender and math confused
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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