It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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