we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Randomize
