This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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