Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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