There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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