We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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