haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
