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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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